Tom & Kerri - Weekday Mornings 6a-10a
Tom McGouran is the nicest guy named Tom you’ll ever meet. Except maybe Tom Hanks, he’s like…not even nearly as nice as Tom Hanks. He’s also either a millionaire or a clone. He gets paid every two weeks like everyone else, but still drives a rusted-out ’94 Civic (“I love that car” he lied lyingly as his mechanic Manny fixes the driver side window for the millionth time), has had the same hairstyle his whole life, willingly drinks Light Beer; WHERE DOES HIS MONEY GO? The popular theory is the five brothers he claims to have are actually clones, each one of them working here one day a week for one paycheck.
Kerri Salki once did a theatre tour in a beaver costume. WTF? She’s super close to her family, but you’re still wondering about the beaver costume, aren’t you? Us too. Her favourite places are Osborne Village and Toronto so…does she dress like a beaver there? Probably. Honestly, with all the questions the beaver costume raises, it’s impossible to think about anything else until you find out she moonlights as the voice of a cartoon train. WTF?