A Florida woman tried to get away from the cops on Monday night by running into an open field. But she didn’t get far, and eventually got arrested . . . after being chased around by a bunch of angry cows.
I’m not sure what your own metrics are for measuring how your life is panning out, but I feel like if you’re an adult person, running around a farmer’s field in the dark, being pursued by both the PoPo AND a herd of angry cows, you may have made a mis-step or two along the way.