Kelly Parker - Weekdays 2-6PM
Kelly Parker is like an angel…in that he has fallen from the heavens. Multiple times. He’s unlike an angel in that he uses a parachute when he does it. Amateur. Actually, he’s unlike an angel in every other way. Thoroughly awful human. Despicable. (YOU SHOULD HAVE PAID US TO SAY NICE THINGS LIKE THE OTHER ANNOUNCERS DID, PARKER!) Two daughters; loves his wife, Pink Floyd, and Rush (not necessarily in that order); that’s all we’re obliged to say. We’re going to go cash the other announcers’ cheques now.