I’m no fan of toupees. Au naturel for me all the way.
You do you, but just be aware that A. everyone knows, and B. you might be actually scaring people…for reals.
According to The New York Post story, “Mazen Dayem hates Tasmanian Devil; he’s had a lifelong phobia of the Looney Tunes’ character. And Dayem’s father-in-law, supermarket mogul Yunes Doleh, apparently hates his son-in-law, because he was recently arrested for violating a restraining order by waving a hairpiece that looks like the Tasmanian Devil at Dayem during a funeral. “He removed his wig, made hand gestures. Him and his hair reminds me of the Tasmanian Devil hair. I truly and genuinely have a large fear of wigs now…I have nightmares.” In a court filing, Dayem’s lawyer adds, “Mazen is very scared of this guy who looks like he has a rabid badger on his head. It troubles him greatly.”
Rule of thumb: If anyone – particularly your own son-in-law’s lawyer – says that anything on your head looks like a “rabid badger”, you made have made a misstep along the way.