There something in the water if Florida that makes it a hotbed of insane activity, decisions, crimes and just about any other category you can imagine.
BUT…every once in awhile, someone steps to the fore to try to separate themselves from the pack.
This guy is one of those people. Let’s just say – hypothetically – that 5-O stops you and you’ve got a bag of the tree on your dash and a bunch of pipes, etc. strewn around the car. Do you:
- Peel away and make a run for it.
- Call 911 and whimper that the police are chasing you.
- Tell them to call your mom.
- Tell them your dad will explain.
- Tell them to call the White House because you know Donald Trump and you “have a deal with him”.
- All of the above.
If you chose #6, you’d fit right in down there in the Sunshine state.
This happened. The guy was charged with a laundry list of crimes and misdemeanours, and he’ll be going to the slam…where I’m sure he’ll do great in the exercise yard after the fellas have heard this 911 call.
The rest of the story is HERE.
Florida being Florida…