Meet Crusoe the dachshund. Crusoe is a fine goaltender.
Look at the laser-like focus…the ca…, er…dog-like reflexes.
Not as tall and lanky as most NHL netminders, but on the other hand, he’ll also work for dog treats and belly scratches, so cap room would never be an issue.
If he’s strong on the blocker side, maybe he could challenge at the next training camp!
I kid. Go! Jets! Go!!!