No, that’s not a euphemism (but but it darn well should be!).
We’re coming up to that two week period when you’re freaking about what you’re going to get her for Valentine’s Day…that is, if she is a big Valentine’s Day person, and you’ll be in the dog house if you don’t do it up right.
I’m lucky, both my wife and I could care less about V-Day. We’ll make a point of telling each other that they’re not getting a dang thing, and then we’re done for another year! Easy peasy!
That said, if you’re looking for something a little unique, I’m like the government; I’m here to help. Howzabout you name a Madagascar Hissing Cockroach in her name? A Bronx Zoo fundraiser in NYC is offering you that opportunity.
As a bonus, you get to find out what kind of sense of humour your lovely has, so it’s a win either way!